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Gerridoc's avatar

Excellent description of Trump’s brain. I love the Roomba analogy.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

I think the Bloated Yam should use the theme from "Jaws" as his campaign song.....

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antlisa1201's avatar

Trump’s shark infested brain. He goes in the water (he knows water). The shark is in the water. Farewell and adieu…never more shall we see him again.

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Catherine Biondi's avatar

So, a modestly sized boat with an electric battery is too heavy to float? Somebody needs to tell that to these people…

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Cynthia Verdell's avatar

Or the navy and coast guard, they have big boats!

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Heath's avatar

Thank you for the interesting and insightful analysis.

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Marion Wilhelm's avatar

He's pitiful. Horrible but pitiful. He needs legitimate medical care & a round-the-clock nursing staff. I can't believe Im saying something this kind about trump.

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Really old man!'s avatar

Trump suffers with the Dunning-Kruger Effect!

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Patricia Gomes's avatar

So do all the magas that are unaware of their own lack of knowledge and have no intention of actually learning. They believe that they are correct 100% of the time.

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Saralyn Fosnight's avatar

Maybe instead of word salad we should say eggs and brains. Isn’t that a thing? With calves brains? I’ve never eaten brains but it seems to me I’ve heard of such a dish.

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Nicholas Pretzel's avatar

Obviously Trump doesn't have the foggiest idea about buoyancy. How does he think container ships stay afloat when they're much heavier than any electric boat? They wouldn't be able to carry any cargo. As for choosing between certain electrocution or a shark surely it makes more sense to choose the shark? Shark attacks are actually very rare and a shark isn't guaranteed to kill you whereas Trump believes the battery will invariably do so.

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Laura Pizzicara's avatar

“Hey!!!. Old Sparky! I have a new, yet very olde one for ‘ya! He’s orange, but you don’t care ‘bout that, anyways, correct?!?”

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Mary's avatar

OMG

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Jedi Senshi's avatar

What is a cognitive cliff & what does it mean?

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